all about me!

girls don’t know nuthin

clientsfromhell:

Client: Hi there, I just have a few technical questions.

Me: I can help you with those.

Client: Oh no, honey, don’t worry. I don’t ask women technical questions. Is there a guy around who could help me?”

Me: No.

Client: I’ll call back when there’s a guy around.

back to tumblr… maybe. :)

found this really cool article via facebook and then realized that it was originally from tumblr. So I’m gonna try this again. :)

what donald trump would look like if he were a dog. LOL!

what donald trump would look like if he were a dog. LOL!

today…

just found out that it is a new moon today… funny, I think I could have guessed that by all the crazy people out there! OMG! I really should have stayed in bed today. It has been a trying morning already and it is only 10:30am. ugh.

staceystartslife asked: Ever thought about writing a book? :)

many many times…

From Unzipthefatsuit: So this little kid in my line saw some gay boys today...

kid: *whispers* dad those boys are holding hands like girls do

father: yup.

kid: thats so silly why are they doing that?

father: because they like each other. when you like someone you hold their hand.

kid: even boys?

father: even boys.

OMG!

It’s Ryan! I didn’t know you had a TUMBLR! I AM OBSESSED with it!